Not all girls like everything that is sweet and chic. Some girls like the off-centre kind of gifts which can be quite entertaining to shop for as well. I have listed the 10 of the most weird Valentine gifts you could give your girl.

If your girl always wanted to kiss a toad that turned into a handsome prince, then give her the Stuffed Latex Toad which costs just $16.95. I am sure she will like it.

If your girl has a thing for men in uniform, I am sure she loves all those cops and dreams about them. Get her the Cardboard Policeman who stands six feet tall. Mr. Cardboard Policeman costs $39.89.

Ever wanted to have a singing stag in the house so that your girlfriend could be entertained somehow? Well the Singing Stag is a reality and costs 165.99 Pounds.

The lover in question has morbid desires to be in an Alfred Hitchcock situation? Well get him the Blood Bath Shower Curtain for £9.49.

If you always suspected Little Red Riding Hood to be a professional girl who went through forests looking for ‘clients’ and that the bad wolf was her pimp, try the ‘Little Rude Riding Hood Cat Figuine’ for $19.87.

The Japanese have created an anger calculator which lets you know what compensation you need to get from the person who is pissing you off. The gadget costs 282 Euros.

If your girl is interested in vampires and macabre souls, she can go ahead and get the Sharkey Tea Infuser. It really is a cool design. The price and availability are not known.

If she is the musical types, you can go ahead and give her the Boogie Woogie Salt and Pepper Shakers by Menu. It is a fantastic design. She will love it.

If your girl is in to raw fish and octopuses, why not gift her what she likes the best? The Sushi pillow is best suited for such women.

If your girl is a total music freak and has everyone on their toes trying not to come in her way, well just give her the Harmonic Generator. She will forever be engrossed in music.

If your girl likes the idea of listening to music from a woman’s groins and bosom, she will love the Mannequin Speakers. They come with loudspeakers blaring heavy music from the mannequin’s bosom, to please your girl’s ears.

If she still thinks these are not weird enough, I would say, change the girl and get someone who would like the gift you bought. After all, there is a cheap thrill about being really cheap.