If you were thinking of giving your Valentine a reason to know how weird your relationship is, why not give him something so weird that no Valentine would ever expect to receive! The net is full of bizarre and weird gadgets that you can give your heart-throb without having to feel weird about being passionate and romantic.
If your guy is not exactly fond of your mother, get him the beer slurping gadget. I am sure he will love it. It costs $40.
Your guy complains of bad breath? Why not show him what bad breath is really like! Get him the garlic mint and make him smell like a pig, he would never dare to complain about YOUR bad breath. The Garlic mints cost $4.95.
If your guy needs a gadget that is suitable for his cooking needs, get the Egg Slicer Machine. However, we do not know much about its price or availability.
If your man is not man enough, you could also give him the Men’s Premium Brassiere which costs just $28.
Your guy is into something gross? Why not let him get the most disgusting gift ever? Buy him the Enema Bags for $80.
If your guy is always looking for something pervy and you had been wondering what to get him, just buy the Pole Dancer Alarm Clock for $26.
You don’t trust your sweetheart? Get him the Shocking Liar which sends out jolts of electricity every time he lies about who he was sleeping with, what he ate, or if he is drunk. It costs £10.99.
Here is the scariest looking head massage gadget. Spend £7.95 your guy will never ask for a massage again.
The Scary Remote Control Zombie is an interesting gift for those who love zombies and are totally into the brain feeding fiends. It costs £24.99.
If your guy loves all things that are gory, I am sure he would still not be expecting the horror of Aching Head Skull-Ouch. It costs just $7.5 and you could scare the crap out of your sweet boyfriend.
Your guy will most probably fall in love with you all over again if you gave him one or more of these gifts. Or just go ahead and search the cyberspace to find something weirder.
