If you had that recurrent nightmare of being shot while taking a leisurely bath in the tub, then it is time to give in to your instincts and listen to your unconscious. Get yourself a bulletproof bathtub because that dream may be a vision of the not too distant future.

Forget your shrink trying to convince you you’re paranoid and that no one is trying to kill you. Haven’t you wondered why he doesn’t want to show you what he is scribbling in that little notebook as you tell him all your horrors? It could be a detailed plan of how he is going to murder you. Believe me; you really need this transparent bathtub made from bulletproof glass. The Chinese manufacturers insist it is bomb-proof as well, so all the better. And if you catch your mate watching you while you’re taking a bath in this then don’t flatter yourself into thinking he’s admiring your nude body! (Snuff him before he does you).

If you need any more proof of how everyone is out to get you then think about why the price of this life-saving necessity is only available under request. They just don’t want you to buy this because they can’t kill you while you’re bathing in this. Damn, you’re a goner, babes.

Via: LuxuryLaunches/NerdApproved