First came the couch, and then came the television. They certainly did help us to engage ourselves in a pointless life, instead of getting drunk outside or doing drugs on the street. However, the TV and the couch created a new class of society, dominated by couch potatoes with pot bellies and clinical depression. Now, when depression hits you do not have a choice but to get drunk till you are forced to fall asleep in your couch.

Assuming you feel depressed even to open the beer bottle, here is a cool new remote control called The Clicker. It comes with 9 functions and allows you to open the beer bottle without lifting a finger. You just gotta push a button! There is no price or availability mentioned on their site, but you really could try and get the Clicker if you have a death wish.

Of course, ardent couch potatoes always dream about dying in their couches while watching TVs, and the Clicker will only make it easier. It will help you get fatter, lazier, unhealthier, more drunk and finally die while watching your beloved TV program, thanks to a cardiac arrest caused of obesity and alcoholism. Ah.. Life is so beautiful!

Via: Crunch Gear