Corpses for Sale: One Rotting Gramma Coming Right Up!

Halloween is just around the corner and people are busy doing everything to turn their loveable homes into sombre scary dungeons intended to wet your pants, or at least bring out a fair number of screams and squeals.

Halloween, for Mexicans, also coincides with the Day of the Dead which involves praying for the souls of the dead, visiting the cemetery and creating altars of skulls to honour the dead. They also believe that on this day, the dead souls find it easier to visit the living. So, if you have any Mexican friends and you walk into their house this 31st pretending to be a little child out Trick-or-Treating, you might come face to face with one of their dead ancestors. Eeyikes! Then again, perhaps your friend isn’t truly Mexican and his dead ancestors aren’t, well, dead.

DiStefano is treating all the sadistic people out there this season by providing them with corpses to decorate their homes with. The corpses are extremely realistic appearing imitations of corpses in various degrees of deterioration, with empty sockets, sunken cheeks and a few teeth and clumps of hair missing. Designed to give goose bumps to even the strongest at heart, these corpses range from $545 to $595 and are available in either sex. You can even opt to have corpses with blank staring eyes or with lights installed in the sockets for a more eerie look.

Looks like old man Gramps, in the pic, has fallen asleep over his book and the day seems to have tired Granny to death (oops!). My only question is if the corpses stink and if they have realistic looking creepy crawlies on their half-eaten skin!

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