If you watch football closely, you would know that they all look extremely good, and each one has better legs than the other. What makes the football stars so good looking is something many researchers might want to dedicate their thesis on.

This time around, the not so good-looking Gary Neville is planning to build an underground bunker which would resemble a Neolithic settlement in the middle of rural Lancashire. It would come with great views of the rolling hills and meadows and could serve the purpose of living underground without being noticed. The key point to note is that the whole underground bunker is designed like the Laa-Laa Land of Teletubbies.

While it is not clear why Gary was inspired by Teletubbies, it must be due to his love for children. Of course, he is not as great to look at as other footballers, and he would certainly have to compensate for that with a great house, and every man has to have something to brag about right? If not a big house, a big body. If not a big body, a big car. If not a big car, then certainly a big, big ego!

Via: Daily Mail