The internet has taught me more than could ever ask for and the best thing about it is how almost anything you need is there right at your fingertips and completely free. You can spend hours reading comics, laughing at Hagar the Horrible being nagged constantly by his wife about his dressing sense, his dislike for baths and, of course, his weight problem.

It seems as though every man needs a nagging wife or girlfriend to help with his weight problems. And for the sorry losers who can’t find one or are smart enough to stay away from the real naggers, Metaboinfo offers you the Virtual Wife. Aimed at helping middle aged men with extreme beer bellies, the service allows you to choose from four different virtual Japanese wives. Your wives would then send you four emails at different times of the day reminding you not to give in to the urge to stuff your body with fats. The best thing about the Virtual Wife is that you get to choose your wife’s personality- a professional, a housewife, a young chick or, a maid (!).

Men, this is the right deal for you. After all, your Virtual Wife won’t beat you for ignoring her, will never ask you for expensive gifts and won’t even be bothered if you cheat on her. Just be careful you don’t use her name while you’re talking to your real-life wife.

Via: InventorSpot/JapanSugoi