Call it hilarious. Bizarre. Weird or plain madness. Does one quite need a machine to blurt out his or her moves while making love? No. Need you a gizmo to coach you in the art of making love with its monotony? You decide.

Love Trainer Headset from Sega is meant to coach you to do sex. So if there is this set of headphones you and your lover want to wear in the bedroom, you may well hear unwelcome words, making your already embarrassing love-making episode more gawky.

Some words could take you off guard with this device: The foreplay, will now begin! (For a ceremony?) The love-making will now begin! (As if you need to be told that!) Love Trainer measures your heart rate as your adrenalin rushes through the act. It even urges you to be gentler when need be. Beats logic, but this one is an example of just technology gone wrong.

It even plays music from your iPod, as if the discomfiture it has caused is not enough. With devices such as this, sex may well be the last thing on your mind. It may work for a few laughs though. Or simply a $80 Valentine prank to play on a pal. 

Via: Lovetrainer, Slipperybrick