If you ever thought your balls stunk or if your partner wanted them to smell a little more pleasant, you probably should be washing them more often. Of course, your privates sweat too, and thus make them vulnerable to body odor.

Here is Mama Boogie’s “Tasty Testes” Ball Polish which leaves your privates soft, moisturized and fragrant. It prevents sweating, chaffing and odor and you can gift yourself and your partner this weird and bizarre Ball Polish.

The “Tasty Testes” Ball Polish needs to be applied from stem to stem and with a little water you would need to massage yourself and it would turn into a moisture reviving and rejuvenating balm. Once you rinse, you would notice the alluring smoothness and scent of your privates which would make you irresistible to everyone.

Perhaps you could even go a step ahead and offend all your male friends (even women in certain instances) and give these Tasty Testes Ball Polish jars as gifts. They come in fragrances like creamy orange vanilla, Zombie Zen, Vanilla Vamp and others. You could buy two jars for $20 at Bloodbath on Etsy. The name of the shop makes the product seem dubious for a ball polish.