It wasn’t very many days ago when people were laughing at Miss California, Carrie Prejean, whose ineloquent barrage against gay marriage during the Miss USA pageant confirmed her as a ‘typical blond’. Carrie answered pageant judge Perez Hilton’s question by stating that she believed same sex marriages were un-Christian.

Perez Hilton, who is openly gay, had no qualms about revealing that he felt Miss California lost the Miss USA title because of her answer. Although Prejean cannot be taunted for the answer which had seemed honest, the latest news seems to prove that Prejean would have won the competition had it been a Miss Hypocrisy pageant. It turns out that Prejean didn’t just violate several parts of the contract that all contestants have to adhere to, but revels in being secretly ‘unholy’. Prejean, the devout Christian, has obviously not read the Bible very well because topless pictures of hers have started doing the rounds over the net. This violation, as well as interviews she gave speaking (yet again) against gay marriages, have lead the directors of the pageant to hold a meeting to decide if she should be stripped of her title.

Prejean would no doubt verbally abuse every gay and gay friendly person on Earth as being personally responsible for her loss if she is stripped of her title. Don’t worry too much, though, because Miss California doesn’t know that many words. I wonder if seven Hail Mary’s would be enough to save her from the fires of Hell.

Via: BestWeekEver