The MTV Roadies is a reality show about, supposedly, performing a number of varied tasks to win a huge amount of money. Fortunately for many confused and psychiatric rehab-escapees, the show is actually a forum for them to experience serious catharsis through violent and abusive fights with anyone at a distance of two feet from them.

This year’s version has been titled Roadies: Hell Down Under by the creator of the show, Raghu Ram. Roadies’ fans, and loathers, know him as one of the most evil persons alive. Luckily for him, the Ball Bustinging task which the guys had to perform last week won him the coveted title of Most Sadistic. The task’s name says it all: the guys had to suffer a hard punch between their legs by a quickly flung stick. As if the idea of being smacked on that very sensitive area on national TV wouldn’t be embarrassing and painful enough, Raghu ensured the poor guys did the task in their underpants. Ouch! Just watching the task gave me unbearable aches on my non-existent balls.

For years, and increasing in popularity every month, shrinks and critics have tried to understand Raghu’s psyche. Why does he scream filthy insults at everyone who auditions for the show? Perhaps he was bullied and beaten up every day as a kid. Why is he so dominating, even with his twin, Rajeev? Is he trying to cover up and over-compensating for his inferiority complex? And why make guys strip to their underwear during auditions? Hmm.. No comment. And now, the Ball Busting task has everyone convinced Raghu is hitting out at the male population, intent upon taking revenge for some unknown reason.

For an instant and splitting headache, watch MTV Roadies every Saturday at 7pm and gain tips on how to spread salacious rumours, backstab friends, make suicidal and murderous threats, throw hysteric tantrums, dramatise everything and perhaps even understand who Raghu really is. And when you do, let the rest of us know, too.

Ball Busting Task Video (16/32 to 26/32)

ViA: MTV