The handsome hunks always win the girls not because they are hot as hell (although it helps, of course) but because they are ready to save the damsels in distress even when they are not armed.

If you are afraid of being caught without a weapon in hand to fight an attacker away and win the admiration of some hottie, you might just as well carry an umbrella. No, you don’t open it in the attacker’s face and hope it gives him bad luck. What you do is, well, I’m not too sure what’s to be done, either. But if I had an umbrella that showed off an awesomely cool Samurai sword handle, I would at least pretend I’m a ninja going incognito in a pair of denims. The Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella has been tested in the dark alleys of damp London by Holmes and his faithful sidekick and it is understood that the black umbrella works perfectly well against any kind of water to come pouring from the skies.

As for the Samurai sword handle part, yeah, I don’t get that, either, but hey it does look cool, doesn’t it? And it will only cost you $30 to play a contemporary Ninja.

Via: ThinkGeek/UberReview