Gone are the days when you would think of having a nice cup of tea to calm your nerves after trying to escape with your life from the neighbourhood hooligans. The hooligans still remain, getting worse every day, but that nice cuppa tea is not so nice anymore.

Ever since the sharks invaded! You may think that I’ve gone over to the caffeine-laced world of coffee and lost my sanity, but believe me when I tell you it is not the safest thing to have a cup of tea today. For all you know, your finger (or lips, God forbid) may get chopped off by the Demon Shark of Aussie Seas. Pablo Matteoda from Argentina, the creator of this evil product, is trying to pass Sharky off as a tea infuser to unsuspecting souls. But anyone who takes a look at the tea cup with the shark fin jutting out of the waters and the red gore dripping slowly down to mix with the clear water would know for sure that this is far from tea.

Careful when you go over to your new neighbours’ for tea now. Sharky is just supposed to be a concept right now, but once Pablo succeeds in selling his, your serial-killer neighbours would find it so damn easy to off you: just by offering you some tea.

Via: SlipperyBrick