If you were a complete loser in school, and by that I mean you were better at your studies than you were at social skills, then you’ve probably had your head pushed into a toilet quite a few times. Having the bullies flush the toilet after your pathetic head has been unceremoniously stuffed into it [...]

If there is something that everyone hates, it is bad breath and stink emanating out of one’s mouth. No one would possibly even try to like that person if the breath smelled like rotten eggs. If you are a drunken sod, your mouth would only smell worse.
Instead of being rude and making other people get [...]

I have always loved to watch the Sylvester and Tweety mysteries on the TV. However, unlike most people, I have loved Sylvester more than Tweety and Tweety has always annoyed me to the core. I have prayed every time that Sylvester gets to much on the bones of Tweety at some point of time in [...]