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		<title>Date Breath Checker: A Reminder that People Still Don&#8217;t Brush Teeth</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 06:58:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jaiyant Cavale</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bizarre]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Breath Analyser]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Date Breath Checker]]></category>
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Here is one of the funniest and stupidest products I have ever come across. The Date Breath Checker allows you to assess how bad you smell by revealing a grumpy smiley indicating the unpleasantness of it all. If it smiles then your breath is great and you could be kissed. However, why would you want [...]]]></description>
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<p>Here is one of the funniest and stupidest products I have ever come across. The Date Breath Checker allows you to assess how bad you smell by revealing a grumpy smiley indicating the unpleasantness of it all. If it smiles then your breath is great and you could be kissed. However, why would you want to know if your breath is bad, when you already should be brushing your teeth twice?</p>
<p>That is something you need to consider before getting this product. However, you could give it to someone who smells really bad and humiliate them by doing so., Giving such rude gifts ma help the person to start taking care of oral and dental hygiene and thus start smelling better.</p>
<p>Otherwise, you could also use it to test how awful you smell after eating all those garlic ridden food products before venturing outside. Somehow, this product is not only funny and stupid, but also quite bizarre because it kind of doesn’t&#8217; make sense to me.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-17399 aligncenter" title="date-breath-checker-instructions" src="http://trendsupdates.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/date-breath-checker-instructions.jpg" alt="date breath checker instructions Date Breath Checker: A Reminder that People Still Dont Brush Teeth" width="540" height="217" /></p>
<p>Via: <a href="http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20090626/date-breath-checker/" target="_blank">Coolest Gadgets</a></p>
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		<title>Shower Genius Waterproof Notepad: Write Under The Shower!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 08:37:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jaiyant Cavale</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Strange gadgets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Notepad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Paper]]></category>
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Having a desire to start writing in the middle of a shower can be described as a symptom of a compulsive disorder, which needs to be treated by a more disordered shrink. Well, if you think such a desire does not warrant any psychiatric treatment, you aren&#8217;t the only one. The Shower Genius Waterproof Notepad [...]]]></description>
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<p>Having a desire to start writing in the middle of a shower can be described as a symptom of a compulsive disorder, which needs to be treated by a more disordered shrink. Well, if you think such a desire does not warrant any psychiatric treatment, you aren&#8217;t the only one. The Shower Genius Waterproof Notepad is one such weird product, which comes with 3 refill pads with 25 sheets each.</p>
<p>Using the special &#8216;Rite in Rain’, which happens to be an all weather writing paper, the pad seems like the likely product a psychotic poet would want to buy. And why not, when a poet needs to jot his/her allegorical thoughts, what better place than under the shower! The device even lets one write fully submerged under the water.</p>
<p>So, it shouldn&#8217;t be surprising if the user revealed later that he/she wrote the Pulitzer award winning cr*p in the swimming pool or while playing with oneself in the tub. The weird and almost useless product is available for a price of $14.99. Considering it’s not so expensive, my rant for the last two paragraphs is unwarranted and I might go ahead and buy one for myself.</p>
<p>Via: <a href="http://www.s2999.com/shower-genius-waterproof-notepad.html">S2999</a></p>
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