If you often dream of stabbing someone to death, watching them breathe their last as they turn ghastly red from the gore, then this kitchen utensil would certainly appeal to you.

Designed for sane individuals whose sadistic side threatens to erupt into the observable, ‘The Ex’ is a knife holder in the guise of a plastic man standing in a pool of his own blood. It comes with five kitchen knives that you can have pleasure stabbing the man with. The Ex is over 40cms tall and you can choose to stab this man at choice places like the head, chest or abdomen. Raffaele Iannello must have been in an extremely wicked and vengeful mood when he designed this product.

The Ex is available is seven colours and can be ordered from CSBCommodities at the heart-stopping cost of $160. I suppose we have to spend a bit to feel the exquisite pleasure of being able to off someone day in and day out.