If you can let your gaze fall beyond the image of the guy with that extremely satisfied and pleased look on his face, you may get round to reading this. And when you do, you would realise he is not having the big O but is just doing what most busy male executives usually do.

The young man is in the process of demonstrating the Gentlemen’s Ballscratcher. This ‘quality silverware utensil’ will provide you with the pleasure of relieving any itches in that hard-to-reach area. Imagine sitting at your computer busily working away on that next presentation when the need to itch hits you hard. There isn’t a feminine hand to borrow for this vital task but the Gentlemen’s Ballscratcher shaped daintily like a woman’s hand will always be ready to serve with a smile. The 9” handle attached to the hand is intended to move past any obstacles, though I haven’t been able to understand what ‘obstacles’ a man may encounter at this point.

Ladies, if you haven’t thought of a great Valentine’s Day gift for your boyfriend yet, then this would make the perfect gift, especially if he is a busy male executive. At $6.66, the Gentlemen’s Ballscratcher is extremely affordable and would have your man sighing with pleasure.

Via: CrunchGear