If you were a complete loser in school, and by that I mean you were better at your studies than you were at social skills, then you’ve probably had your head pushed into a toilet quite a few times. Having the bullies flush the toilet after your pathetic head has been unceremoniously stuffed into it is a sensation no individual should feel.

On the other hand, if those were the best times of your life and you constantly find yourself nostalgically thinking back to your high school days and those frightful bullies, then you probably deserve to have the Toilet Clock hanging in your bedroom. Designed to look like a clock with a toilet seat, this clock will bring back all those awesome memories with a flushing noise every hour, on the hour.

Now you can just pretend that you’ve been royally and disreputably flushed every time you gaze longingly at this clock. Spend every hour fantasising about how sodden your hair became and the, uh, clean smell you carried after each flush. The Toilet Clock is will only flush you back by $30. I must warn you though; if you feel you need this clock then you also need psychiatric help.

Via: FoolishGadgets