Woo Your Valentine, In Five Romantic Languages!

Singletons, prepare yourself for the possibility that you may find yourself without a date on Valentine’s Day. Ah, no need to break out in tears and reach for that chocolate cake now. This could be the best thing that has happened to you in years. Ask me why? Because the city lies before you like the fresh dew on a just-bloomed pink rose; you have so many good looking and great people to choose from. Forget blind dates set up by friends, spam virtual dating ideas. Just dress yourself up and walk out onto the street in all your sexy splendour and hook up with a stranger! The romantic possibilities are endless..

Go dancing or to a pub, and when you see someone you like just walk up to them and ask, politely and with a smile, if you could enjoy the pleasure of their company. Oops, worried you may not speak the right language? Take our crash course in five of the most romantic languages spoken around the globe. And you will have to learn only the bare necessities; after that the language of love will take over by instinct…ahem..

  • Hello! It is a pleasure to meet you!
    French- Bonjour! C’est un plaisir de vous rencontrer!
    Italian- Ciao! E ‘un piacere incontrarvi!
    Portuguese- Olá! É um prazer conhecê-lo!
    Romanian- Salut! Este o placere sa va cunosc!
    Turkish- Merhaba! Bu sizinle tan??mak bir zevk!
  • Would you like to spend the evening with me?
    French-
    Aimeriez-vous passer la soirée avec moi?
    Italian- Vuoi passare la serata con me?
    Portuguese- Gostaria de passar a noite comigo?
    Romanian- V-ar pl?cea s?-?i petreac? seara cu mine?
    Turkish- Benimle ak?am geçirmek ister misiniz?
  • I want to see what you are hiding under your clothes!
    French
    - Je veux voir ce que vous vous cachez sous vos vêtements!
    Italian- Voglio vedere che cosa si nascondono sotto i vestiti!
    Portuguese- Quero ver o que você está escondido sob a roupa!
    Romanian- Vreau s? v?d ceea ce se ascunde sub hainele tale!
    Turkish- Size elbise alt?nda ne sakl?yorsun görmek istiyorum!
  • Your place, or mine?
    French
    - Votre maison, ou le mien?
    Italian- La tua casa, o mio?
    Portuguese- Sua casa, ou minha?
    Romanian- Casa ta, sau a mea?
    Turkish- Evinizde veya benim?
  • Kiss me!
    French
    - Embrasse-moi!
    Italian- Bacilo!
    Portuguese- Beije-me!
    Romanian- Saruta-ma!
    Turkish- Öp beni!
  • I want to make love to you!
    French
    - Je veux faire l’amour avec vous!
    Italian- Voglio fare l’amore per voi!
    Portuguese- Quero fazer amor com você!
    Romanian- Vreau sa fac dragoste cu tine!
    Turkish- Seni seviyorum yapmak istiyorum!
  • I want you to touch me here…Please!
    French
    - Je veux que tu me touche ici… S’il vous plaît!
    Italian- Voglio che tu mi tocchi qui…Per favore!
    Portuguese- Eu quero que você me tocar aqui…Por favor!
    Romanian- Vreau s?-mi ating aici… Te rog!
    Turkish- Burada bana dokunmak istiyorum… Lütfen!
  • Thank you for a great night…Bye!
    French
    - Merci pour une bonne nuit…Au revoir!
    Italian- Grazie per una grande note…Ciao!
    Portuguese- Obrigado por uma grande noite… Tchau!
    Romanian- V? mul?umim pentru o noapte…Pa!
    Turkish- Harika bir gece için te?ekkür ederiz… Ho?çakal!

XXX!

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